Long startup due to hardcoded if-up apt-get update

[stevef]

With third-party I am talking about the packages I tend to install ... I don't think it makes sense to post a full list of all my deps.

Do you notice the problem with the boot times of the machines prior to installing your third party packages ?
If I suspected third party package may be responsible I'd be doing analysis of boot ups before and after the third party stuff installation.